Eco-Friendly bag sayings

With all the eco-friendly bags being used, I figured I'd toss out some sayings that might go good on them. Whole Foods, I'm looking at you, and only want 50% of your profit.

Eco-Friendly Bag Sayings
"Wanna come over, watch Food Inc, and make out?"
"I am Vegan, hear me roar. Environmentally friendly, of course"
"Where's the Beef? I don't care"
"I'm part Vegan. Guess which part."
"I'm single. Let's pitch some woo, near the Tofu"
"My carbon footprint is small, and wears high heels"
"McDonald's hates me right now."
"This used to be a wedding gift that I hated. Deal"
"Locally Grown. ;)"