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Monday, November 9, 2009

The Spot



There is a spot that has magical powers. It can be in many places, but it normally is - right in front of me in a store.

This spot is alot like the island in the TV show, Lost. Sometimes it acts like a human magnet. It can hold a person in its unearthly grasp for many minutes, while I slalom around them. Upon more careful study of this spot, I noticed it also caused people to be thought-provoked. People would stay on this spot and go into deep thought. What were they thinking about? Where the one sock goes in the dryer? How can someone not on TV get a name like Hoda? Did Billy Mays have to persuade God to let him into Heaven with Oxy Clean? Heck, I don't know what they think about, but it us WAY worse when they are holding an object they wish to purchase. Then, it's like someone studying the Zapruder films.

Sigh.