Look, I went to school in San Bernardino county (The thriving metropolis between Los Angeles and Palm Springs), but when I read the last name Boehner - I sound it out and pronounce it that way. Oh, I know that its *supposed* to be pronounced 'Bayner,' but that's not how its spelled. Look, this guy makes a few bucks, more than enough to get the spelling changed to B-A-Y-N-E-R. Seriously. It's a good thing I'm not in the press at Washington, because I would ask, "Mr. Boner, what are your views on...?"