Back Scratching

Wait, its not what you think. See, when a couple is dating things like back scratching can go on for hours. It's great. A funny thing happens the more serious a relationship gets (especially when they get married) - back scratching get shorter and shorter. Something that went on for hours and hours before now only lasts a few minutes.

Women complain that their hand cramps up, or hurts. So, the guy takes her to the hand specialist and it turns out that it's facebook statusitis. Unless a woman is posting a snarky status, her hand has a time limit on the same activity. Eh, who knew?

Pretty much the same thing with guys, but with guys it's Videogameplayingitis.