Thursday, May 27, 2010

Buh-Bye Lost

Special Edition of

So, my wife and I have watched the entire run of Lost. We even stayed up waaaaay past my bedtime to see the finale. She cried, I got tired, but we enjoyed the series. However, I realized that Men and Women saw Lost very differently.

Sawyer running down and shooting the Polar Bear:
Women - "My gosh, look at that handsome, Sawyer".
Men - "Dude, that was a Polar Bear on a tropical island. Awesome!"

Jack and Kate relationship story:
Women - "Aw, they look so cute together".
Men - "I wonder where the rest of the Polar Bears are".

When Kate or Sun were in a bikini out by the water:
Women - "Well, gotta go pee".
Men - "Good golly, I love this show".

When the smoke monster flew around:
Women: "How Weird"
Men: "I wonder if it knows where the Polar Bears are".

Sawyer and Kate relationship story in the cage:
Women - "Wow, look at Sawyer. So passionate. My my".
Men - "Cool, Kate with less than a bikini on, inside of a Polar Bear cage, awesome!"

Sawyer and Juliet relationship story:
Women - "I know he should be with Kate, but it is 1977, and hey, he took his shirt off again. Cool."
Men - "Wait a minute, wasn't she in that naughty movie with Angelina Jolie? Cool"


The Finale:
Women - ":sniff: They all ended up together with the one's they loved. It's so beautiful."
Men - "Yeah, it's cool and all, but there's no Polar Bears here, and no one's wearing bikinis. Can Ben turn that frozen wheel back to the good 'ol "Bikini days"?"


Daisygirl said...

haha, wait why am I not remembering a polar bear in lost???

The finale freakin sucked!!!

Aubrie said...

They never did much with the polar bears...oh well. Your observations are very true :)

Kathy said...

Good post, but you've got a little boo-boo.

You've got "Kate and Jin" wearing bikinis. Jin is the guy. I think you meant Sun.

Men Are Dumb. I Are One. said...

Thanks Kathy. Fixed it. :)

Farmers Wifey said...

I really wish I hadn't missed this series. I need a complete Lost 101.

SilasCarder said...

I think I might have been just as fixated on the polar bears too actually...I keep bugging my husband about it. "Do you think they'll show up again?!" "Why aren't they IN the show more!?" "It's unrealistic that after thirty years there are still only like TWO, shouldn't they have had babies so we'd be seeing MORE!?"

Nikki@ Cheap Like a Birdie said...

This made me laugh, it's so true! said...

If Jeff wants to put Jin in a bikini, let him

Culture Served Raw said...

i never watch this show but i heard about how it ended! funny post, might check it out

ps. love what you did with the angelina pic in the header!

Jessa Irene (Holiday-Haven) said...

Ha. Sounds about right.

Anonymous said...

Just how long do polar bears live, anyway?