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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Back Scratching

Wait, its not what you think. See, when a couple is dating things like back scratching can go on for hours. It's great. A funny thing happens the more serious a relationship gets (especially when they get married) - back scratching get shorter and shorter. Something that went on for hours and hours before now only lasts a few minutes.

Women complain that their hand cramps up, or hurts. So, the guy takes her to the hand specialist and it turns out that it's facebook statusitis. Unless a woman is posting a snarky status, her hand has a time limit on the same activity. Eh, who knew?

Pretty much the same thing with guys, but with guys it's Videogameplayingitis.

6 comments:

Connie Moreno said...

LOL...

Cheeseboy said...

facebook statusitis - ha ha! So true.

Michelle said...

This totally cracked me up because it is SO true. My hubby is great about massages, but my back scratching days are shorter and shorter.

TGPCucch said...

The thing is that when I'm away from my wife, this is the stuff (well some of the stuff) I want to do when we're together. Then when we can find time in our schedules to spend together it's "What do we need at the store?", "What time do the kids need to be picked up?", "What are we making for dinner?" How do we not slip into this trap?

Not So Simply Single said...

H I L A R I O U S!

I will be back!

Lisa

Toyin O. said...

Funny.