I am pleased to bring you the awesome guest poster, Jen from A Daily Scoop of Chaos blog/vlog to bring the knowledge today. Go and visit her blog, and tell her Jeff from Men are Dumb sent ya. :drum roll: And now, take it away Jen! :)
5 Things Every Guy Should Know
First off I just have to say I got a little excited when “the dumb guy” asked me to guest post for him. Well duh of course I will! I consider myself to be the pretty “untypical” girl though so my 5 things that every guy should know may be different than Mrs. June Cleaver.
1 . Girls are always right. Guys if you like sex or love sex then the girl is always right. That’s right tell the girl she is right and I guarantee there will be more sex. Tell her she is wrong and I promise you will be best friends with MR. HAND for a bit!
2 . If a girl says this after a first date she isn’t going to call or text you “it was nice to meet you, you seem like a nice person”. That means she doesn’t think you were hot and you’re not her type so freakin stop waiting by the phone or waiting for that text cause it ain’t gonna happen. If she can’t keep her hands off of you or she can’t stop smiling…well
3 . Chivalry should not have gone away. Although us women may seem more independent it is still nice to have the door held open for us, our chair pulled out from the table, and a “oh don’t you look nice today” doesn’t hurt either.
4 . Us girls like a bad boy. So every once in awhile do something shocking to keep us wanting more. This doesn’t mean get into so much trouble that you break the law or something but talking dirty in bed can be hot, getting a new tattoo, or find the kids a sitter and take your woman to a motel. Every once in awhile be in control but in the back of your mind always know the power of a woman.
5 . K now this one is important so listen up boys. Just because we are in a foul mood it doesn’t mean that “Aunt Flow” is making her monthly visit. There is nothing that is more of a turn off than being told you have PMS, especially when your not! And seriously if we are be nurturing because it’s not fun being a woman all the time!
So there is your 5 things you dude’s should know about some of us chicks! Trust me I’m right!
-- Thanks Jen!