I am pleased to bring you the awesome guest poster, Jen from A Daily Scoop of Chaos blog/vlog to bring the knowledge today. Go and visit her blog, and tell her Jeff from Men are Dumb sent ya. :drum roll: And now, take it away Jen! :)
5 Things Every Guy Should Know
First off I just have to say I got a little excited when “the dumb guy” asked me to guest post for him. Well duh of course I will! I consider myself to be the pretty “untypical” girl though so my 5 things that every guy should know may be different than Mrs. June Cleaver.
1 . Girls are always right. Guys if you like sex or love sex then the girl is always right. That’s right tell the girl she is right and I guarantee there will be more sex. Tell her she is wrong and I promise you will be best friends with MR. HAND for a bit!
2 . If a girl says this after a first date she isn’t going to call or text you “it was nice to meet you, you seem like a nice person”. That means she doesn’t think you were hot and you’re not her type so freakin stop waiting by the phone or waiting for that text cause it ain’t gonna happen. If she can’t keep her hands off of you or she can’t stop smiling…well
3 . Chivalry should not have gone away. Although us women may seem more independent it is still nice to have the door held open for us, our chair pulled out from the table, and a “oh don’t you look nice today” doesn’t hurt either.
4 . Us girls like a bad boy. So every once in awhile do something shocking to keep us wanting more. This doesn’t mean get into so much trouble that you break the law or something but talking dirty in bed can be hot, getting a new tattoo, or find the kids a sitter and take your woman to a motel. Every once in awhile be in control but in the back of your mind always know the power of a woman.
5 . K now this one is important so listen up boys. Just because we are in a foul mood it doesn’t mean that “Aunt Flow” is making her monthly visit. There is nothing that is more of a turn off than being told you have PMS, especially when your not! And seriously if we are be nurturing because it’s not fun being a woman all the time!
So there is your 5 things you dude’s should know about some of us chicks! Trust me I’m right!
-- Thanks Jen!
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17 comments:
great words...but her punctuation faux pas drove me crazy...just sayin'
Thanks Jeff, I was a little late getting my link up on my blog to you but I hope some of my followers come over to you! I think your blog is great!
As for my punctuation! Bite me!
Couldn't have put it better myself Daisygirl :)
Loved it Jen! You are spot on girlfriend!
I am a new follower from Jen's blog! Can't wait to look around a bit!
Ladies, ladies. Let's all get along. Let's shake hands and hug. Go ahead. ;)
Awesome Jen!! It was perfect!
AMEN!!! I love it Jen! :)
Well shoots I hopes my's punctuations is more better than Daisy or skooters1moms is'ums. I hope that I have been a bad enough boy for my Punk lately, it sure seems that I have been, haha. Great post, a lot to learn from real women not stupid magazines. Thanks Daisy.
#4-talking dirty in bed is not advised if you are dating an IT guy...it just sounds awkward when prim and proper Eugene says, "get on this bull, ride it, ride it"!!!
Awesome post Jenn!
Can I get a standing ovation for Jen! If men are smart at all, they will print this list and reference it often! Well said!
Cracking me up Jen! I just love you girl! :)
Love it Jen! You said it great girl.
Nice comeback on the punctuation too, LOL!
I'm not a bad boy, but I've made sure chivalry isn't dead in our house.
It's not my fault I'm right all the time. I get in so much trouble for this but it's built into my brain to be right.
laughing at Mr Powdered Toast!
Amen to that! I especially LOVED number 5. Sean and I are ALWAYS fighting over the pms stuff, whats pms, when I have it, and why he can't just SHUT UP about it!!! Worst thing ever when you're husband brings that up, ugh, makes me sooo mad.
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